I really enjoy reading what people who play with words can do. I got a new one from a friend and it gave me wordplay fun and frolic!
Here it is:
<< I changed my IPod name to Titanic. It is syncing now.
<< I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
<< When chemists die they barium.
<< Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
<< A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran.
<< I know a guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
<< This girl said she recognized me from the meeting of the vegetarian club
But I’d never met herbivore.
<< I am reading a book abouty anti-gravity. I just cannot put it down.
<< I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough
<< Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes
<< Earthquake in Washington DC…obviously the governments’ fault.
LET THE GROANING AND MOANING NOW STOP!
Wait I think I have not told this on the blog yet.
A man bought his wife a new fur coat that was made out of hamster skins.
Then when they went to the county fair he could not get her off the ferris wheel.
(think about it)