WORDPLAY—AGAIN

I really enjoy reading what people who play with words can do. I got a new one from a friend and it gave me wordplay fun and frolic!
Here it is:

<< I changed my IPod name to Titanic. It is syncing now.

<< I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

<< When chemists die they barium.

<< Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

<< A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran.

<< I know a guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

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<< This girl said she recognized me from the meeting of the vegetarian club
But I’d never met herbivore.

<< I am reading a book abouty anti-gravity. I just cannot put it down.

<< I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough

<< Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes

<< Earthquake in Washington DC…obviously the governments’ fault.

LET THE GROANING AND MOANING NOW STOP!

Wait I think I have not told this on the blog yet.
A man bought his wife a new fur coat that was made out of hamster skins.
Then when they went to the county fair he could not get her off the ferris wheel.

(think about it)

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