I really enjoy reading what people who play with words can do. I got a new one from a friend and it gave me wordplay fun and frolic!
Here it is:
<< I changed my IPod name to Titanic. It is syncing now.
<< I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
<< When chemists die they barium.
<< Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
<< A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran.
<< I know a guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
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<< This girl said she recognized me from the meeting of the vegetarian club
But I’d never met herbivore.
<< I am reading a book abouty anti-gravity. I just cannot put it down.
<< I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough
<< Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes
<< Earthquake in Washington DC…obviously the governments’ fault.
LET THE GROANING AND MOANING NOW STOP!
Wait I think I have not told this on the blog yet.
A man bought his wife a new fur coat that was made out of hamster skins.
Then when they went to the county fair he could not get her off the ferris wheel.
(think about it)
Love it. Thanks for the morning smile!
Thanks Mac—you enjoy playing with words too. I would like to see something like this each day…
Where are you? Are you OK?
Back again ..sorta…..lots of trials in our life all winter but the Lord you deny promised us in the gospel of John that our lives as Christians would be filled with trials of various kinds. HE has blessed us so richly for way over 50 yeaers of life together so we face some trials with HIS loving promises to defend, protect, and never leave us or forsake us.