WORDPLAY—AGAIN

I really enjoy reading what people who play with words can do. I got a new one from a friend and it gave me wordplay fun and frolic!
Here it is:

<< I changed my IPod name to Titanic. It is syncing now. << I tried to catch some fog. I mist. << When chemists die they barium. << Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. << A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran. << I know a guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. <

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Kay Syvrud

I am a retired elementary "schoolmarm"..I was a school librarian/media director for nearly 25 years before I retired in 2004. Naturally one of my fondest things is reading! I also love reading aloud to young children, something I did for so many years with amazing results; every child wants to read the same book as the teacher read!!!! I also am fond of my gardens...both flower beds and vegetable plots. I love being outdoors....mowing the lawn after my husband has done so with a big lawn tractor...I trim with my small power mower! I have a rain barrel to collect rainwater for plants! I have an old fashioned "pedal" bike I love to ride. I enjoy going to a Silver Sneakers class at a community center about 20 miles from my country home on what I call the "Buffalo Bluff" which overlooks the Buffalo River and its valley below. I LOVE to write and am working on a book for my grandkids so they will always know more about Grandma when she was still "kickin" and "had all her marbles"!!!!

4 thoughts on “WORDPLAY—AGAIN”

    1. Back again ..sorta…..lots of trials in our life all winter but the Lord you deny promised us in the gospel of John that our lives as Christians would be filled with trials of various kinds. HE has blessed us so richly for way over 50 yeaers of life together so we face some trials with HIS loving promises to defend, protect, and never leave us or forsake us.

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