Buffalo Gal

No, not me…but I wish to quote "Mancow" Muller, a top radio talker I used to listen to for about 6 minutes on a segment of the morning show "Fox And Friends" when I was still a fully employed teacher;  I would listen and watch this morning show while I was getting ready to leave each weekday morning between 6 and 7 a.m.  (did I really get up that early back then? I don’t now!)

I had never heard of "Mancow" until hearing him on that show, but he was a fascinating talker and clearly eager to express his opinions just as much as Don Imus and other nationally known radio talkers.  His views often astounded me but also made me think deeply.  I more often than not agreed with him, and now, I read a short article in the NEWSMAX monthly magazine written by none other than Mancow, who does have a last name…Muller.  The article also has a colored picture of M.C. wearing blue jeans, a khaki shirt, big dark sunglasses and his characteristic  small beard/goatee.  He is standing in the Oval Office in front of the President’s desk.

Here is what Mancow Muller says he would do if he were president and I agree with him on a lot of his "would dos"….if I were President… (move over Hillary, there are other women who could do the job too!!!)

Quotes from Mancow Muller:       "My first act as President would be to invite all conservative, Bible-thumping radicals to pray for America, return common sense, and be blessed like never before.   I’d blockade the Memorial Bridge into Washington {D.C.} to protest the one-sided media and the god-awful public schools—-have you talked to kids lately?   I’d name William Shatner to serve my cabinet as my life coach!  He told me there are peaks and valleys ‘Keep walking! Don’t stop in the valley!’     My Sunday Radio Address would be different from other presidents’ because I’d spice it up a bit with with FM radio production elements. I’d play a lot of Kink’s music.    The first time I took a ride on Air Force One, I’d grab the public-address microphone and announce ‘Let’s restore the constitution!’ while playing ‘The Ride Of The Valkyries’ from ‘Apocalypse Now’.   I’d have a sleepover in the Abraham Lincoln Bedroom  with all the living cast members of the ‘GoldenGirls’.  They knew Abe Lincoln and it would probably give them a kick in the Depends.       There’d be plenty of hollering and screaming and finger-pointing at my cabinet meetings because I favor school choice and I’d want the IRS dismantled.      If I had to fire someone, I would just tell them to hit the bricks.  I’m definitely not the smiling- enemy type.       I would nominate a UN Ambassador who would get inside  the UN and destroy it.  It’s a real cancer."

So says Mancow!!!     What would I  REALLY DO  "If I Were President"?      I think one of the first things I would do is use my power in a constitutional way to override the do-nothing Congress members and I would use that power to stop the bleeding at our borders.  I would make it possible to absolutely STOP the flood of Illegal Aliens crossing into this nation from our southern border and also from the northern border—however, the real bleeding is occurring at the Tex-Mex border.   I would probably bring American military troops home from the many places they now are stationed and I would put them on our borders to protect OUR NATION instead of lolly-gagging around the world trying to occupy and do "nation-building".  Let the other nations build themselves.  That’s what we did a few hundred years ago. (I am currently reading David McCullough’s JOHN ADAMS, and I fear that these sort of men no longer exist)

It could be interesting if commenters stated what they would do if they were president!!! We might change our country radically if it were possible to do it.